Friday, April 24, 2009

Our dwindling Constitution

I am so fucking tired of these Asshole, liberal, elitist politicians trying to take away our constitutional rights. One of the worst is our scumbag governor in Pennsylvania.
Ed "The Pansy-Ass" Rendell has jumped on the gun control band wagon to try and pass a bill to take away our right to keep and bear arms. This solidifies my belief that he is now and has always been in the pocket of organized crime. If there is any justice in this world he will die from some horribly painful, incurable disease.
Now lets move on to the simpering nabobs at the federal level. Nancy "the Sow" Pelosi, Barney "Pack my Fudge" Frank, Hillery Queen of the damned" Clinton and the rest of Barak "I hate the constitution" Obama's hand picked squad of Fascist miscreants have been busy taking control of the banking institutions and auto industry as well as licking the asses of every enemy throughout the world and trying to make the U.S.A. vassal of the United Nations. The nation wide "Tea Party" was a cute way to show how the American people are fed up with over burdensome taxation. I believe large mobs with pitchforks, torches and a good supply of tar and feathers descending on the residences of these traitors in the middle of the night would be far more effective. But that's just my opinion. Thank god I still have the right to free speech. . . . for now.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

President Obama has had two opportunities in the space of a week to show the world that the U.S.A. is still the only mega-power on the planet and of course he stood passively by and let two third world countries thumb their collective noses at us. The first was the launch of the Korean "satellite". We have the equipment and personnel in place to easily shoot down any such threatening display. This is exactly what we should have done. President Obama chose instead to refer the matter to his masters in NATO. The gutless fuck should resign his presidency instead of handing our security over to the assholes at NATO! Then we have a ragtag bunch of Somali pirates take possession of a U.S. ship with an American crew. The valiant crew showed true courage and resourcefulness and reclaimed the vessel. The brave captain was taken hostage and as of this writing is still there. President Obama (I have to choke down a thraot full of vomit everytime I use that phrase), on the other hand has chosen to down play the military option and negotiate with the pirates. That will teach them! Any true American would send in a navy SEAL hostage rescue team and eliminate the pirates while securing the Captain. Then referring back to the first line of the Marine Corp Hymn, ie; "From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli". The Shores of Tripoli referring to the Marines landing at Tripoli and utterly destroying the Tripoli pirates that were the scourge of the sea at that point in history. Once again we should plant one of our battleships off the coast of Somalia, have them pound everything from the beach inland about twenty miles into dust and then land the marines to clean up anything beyond that point. Instead we get to endure the sneers and contempt of a bunch of Korean reds and common criminals. Fortunately most Americans are strong enough to get through this next four years of whining liberal fascism and then we can put a real man back into the White House.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Barak the Socialist

On Monday, Feb. 9th the broadcast networks forced their adoring adulation of our socialist leader on an unwilling audience. Mr. Obama tried desperately to push his stimulus (Read liberal pork) package on the public by using the tried and true tactic of fear mongering. He bellowed about the calamity sure to follow if his package is not passed and complained that others were living in the past when they tried to compare it to F.D.R.'s debacle that caused the perpetuation of the great depression 6-7 years longer than it should have lasted. Keep in mind; those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it. No financial institution should have been aided without first dismissing every senior executive from the CEO on down. Also, all citizens that file an income tax return should receive a full refund since none of the presidents appointees have to pay taxes. Since I'm not on welfare nor am I a politician, I actually have to pay for all goods and services. So how about tax breaks for businesses so they can hire more people. Tax breaks for working people so they can pay their bills and making all of societies parasites, starting with our legislators pay their own way through life.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

A Great Movie


I just saw a great movie. "An American Carol" Not only is this movie funny, but, it is the first movie to accurately portray liberals and their socialist agenda as it truly is. The Parody of Michael "The wimpy, socialist, gutless, cock-sucker" Moore is right on the money. Clearly, all his fans and mindless followers want nothing less than the complete destruction of the Constitution and the extinction of all patriotic Americans. If you are a true American you will like this movie. If you watch it and find any part disagreeable you are definitely a Fascist-commie-Nazi-socialist, card carrying member of the Taliban. Why? Because I said so!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

M.U.F.O.N. is F.U.B.A.R.

I have been watching a series on the History Channel about UFO's and aliens. First, let me state not only my belief, but the reality of this subject. There are not now nor has there ever been an extra terrestrial visitation. I believe in UFO's only in the most literal definition, ie; many people have seen objects flying that they are unable to identify. Most UFO sightings are grounded in a combination of fear, ignorance and stupidity of the observers. On those occasions where there are credible witnesses, this is clearly a sighting of an experimental or highly classified aircraft produced by our own or a foreign government. That being said, let's get to the meat of this article. As I sit and watch these investigators (also known as knuckleheads) get all excited as they are presented with various tales and alleged physical evidence, I have to ask myself "Has any one of these losers ever been laid?" God love 'em. They try so hard to engage the awe and enthusiasm of the viewer. Unfortunately for them, any viewer with at least a 5th grade education will recognize these "Alien vessels" as Stealth bombers, formations of distant helicopters, Goodyear blimps, etc.
From the late 1950's through the 1970's UFO's were often described as triangular shaped. Oddly enough this is the same period that the U.S. government experimented with the "Flying Wing" design that eventually led to the development of the stealth bomber. If anyone remembers, the stealth bomber was unveiled to the public because so many people were reporting sightings of triangular UFO's and the Air force figured "Why hide it when our enemies can't stop it anyway?" I just finished watching a show about an alleged UFO crash in Aurora, TX. in 1897. Supposedly a large cigar shaped object came flying out of the sky. Trailing smoke, it hit a windmill and exploded in a fireball. A newspaper article reported the locals found a debris field and a badly charred body that was "Not of this earth". They gave the "alien" a Christian burial and the debris was dumped down a nearby well. Jump ahead 75 years or so. M.U.F.O.N. investigators are on the job. They show up in this very small, conservative Texas town and begin interrogating the locals and poking around the old cemetery. To the surprise of no one but the fools from M.U.F.O.N. the local authorities will not give them permission to dig up consecrated ground. Nor will the property owners allow them access to the well. After making much noise and attracting all manner of attention the locals made it clear they were no longer welcome. By the time they regrouped and returned, the grave marker had been removed and a large diameter PVC pipe hammered into the ground to remove a suspected metallic alien artifact buried with the carcass. Also, the well was now surrounded by a high, heavy chain-link fence. Clearly if you are a delusional M.U.F.O.N. member this means the government is trying to cover up the existence of alien life forms. If you have a brain, this is what you see: At the end of the 19th century the U.S. government (probably with the assistance of various millionaire industrialists of the time) were trying to develop new aircraft. Using the newest metal (aluminum) which was so difficult to mine and smelt it could only be afforded by a government. So what you had crashing in Aurora, TX. was....wait for it....a Blimp!! Cigar shaped. Fiery explosion. Anyone remember the Hindenberg? That's right. No aliens. No extraterrestrial spacecraft. This was exactly the time that many entrepreneurs as well as our government were experimenting with blimp design. The alien body? If I were experimenting with lighter than air flight my test pilot would be of a small stature like a jockey. Take a smallish man, burn him to a crisp. the body shrinks and contorts. smaller bones such as fingers may fuse together. all in all presenting a rather "alien" looking carcass. Knowing how pointless and redundant most of our government bureaucrats are, I'm sure they would actually try to recover any evidence so the public wouldn't know about the secret blimp experiments they carried out a hundred years ago. Also it was during this time that H. G. Wells and Jules Vern were publishing stories about Martians and Moon men.
Now the one thing M.U.F.O.N. should have learned over all these decades is if you want to collect evidence that others don’t want you to have, you must be stealthy. In the Aurora, TX. case they should have quietly researched the old newspaper articles and the Deed of the property where the well was located. Once they had all the information they could have purchased the property in question and dug up the well at their leisure or if they lacked they funds they could have scraped up enough money to pay the owners for the right to dig. As far as the buried body and metal artifact. Simply wait for a very dark, cloudy, moonless night and sneak into the cemetery, dig up what you need and skidaddle. Who’s going to sue you, the next-of-kin? They’d have a long way to travel. You then take all your findings and have them scientifically analyzed thus confirming once and for all the terrestrial origin of the artifacts and unveiling a completely pointless and redundant military secret from the 19th century. In conclusion old episodes of Star Trek are more believable than the tripe M.U.F.O.N. investigates. The History channel needs to get back to actual history and leave alien fables and prognostications of Armageddon to the Sci-Fi channel.